December 2009
17 posts
thong$$$
i like how they changed ‘full-frontal snogging’ to ‘perfect snogging’. Dumb it down for the Americans. ;)
new years eve plans:
* wii board games
* kittens
*angus thongs and full-frontal snogging
and happeh 35th birthday mother!! i made you a slightly burn cake and bought some nice disco ball lipgloss stuff 0-0 <5
Twas the night before my Period ..
barbiebones:
trappinandfappin:
Twas the night before my period
and all through the house
not a pad was available —I could’ve bled on the couch
The tampons were place in my vagina with care
In hopes that the bloood would never be there
The tampon was nestled between my legs
While visions of the sex I couldn’t have danced in my head
Mama chillin’ in her robe and I in my pannies
Had just...
ROFL
fmylife:
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn’t my dad. FML
“i want my daughter to sound just like you when shes older.. which is why i would...”